A Taste Of Things To Come

Welcome my morally damaged and ethnically challenged friends! Chances are you’ve come across this site because of my brute force personality or you’ve been swindled by some sort of mischievous asshole. In either scenario I am probably to blame.

But never the less thanks for visiting. My ultimate goal for this blog is to offer a different perspective on things that I find humorous, news worthy or down right disturbing and then ask the ever important question of “Is this relevant?”.

I am going to include a page where you can learn a little about me. Most of it will probably be lies, but there may be some truth thrown in just to make things interesting. But seeing as this is my first post I wanted to just lay some ground rules and let you know what to expect if you wish to come back here.

• I will say something that will offend you, or at least make attempts at doing so.
• I will probably make crude references to the sexual organs of mentally handicapped people.
• I will play to any extreme to just prove a point.
• I will play devils advocate to any argument.

Oh, and by the way I like lists. They are easy to read and provide a quick reference to whatever the hell it is I am writing.  So on that note, I welcome you. Sit around and enjoy yourself. And always remember:

“Hannah Montana’s unborn children, if laid end to end, should be able to circle the globe, but they do not because their mother’s scorn causes them to line up in an efficient double-helix configuration. This fetus-sized DNA is the blueprint for the anti-Christ.” -Commenter from Cracked.com