The Ever Evolving List of Shit – Things The Media Says Will Kill You

Alright, this is something that I’ve been wanting to do for a while. I’ve compiled a list of things that I have found that the News Media wants you to fear…because it can KILL YOU!

I have a firm belief that the news media is only hear to keep the general public in fear of living their life to the fullest so we as a populace do not rise up and rebel against our “leaders” and government. Here is a list of the things I compiled so far.

1. California Fires can and will KILL YOU!
2. Vatican says that Chick Bishops will KILL YOU!
3. Apparently the world will cook and KILL YOU!
4. Gay Troops will KILL YOU! just as well as straight troops.
5. Car Chases in Rio will KILL YOU! if you are a child.
6. Iran will KILL YOU! after killing Israel
7. The FBI will KILL YOU!
8. People can KILL YOU! and like Jesus you will be reborn...apparently
9. The USA will KILL US ALL!
10. The LHC wont KILL US!

More to come later…

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